WARNING: THESE POSTS POTENTIALLY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR ALL MY BOOKS!

5 Reasons…Elf on the Shelf is a Tool of Evil

Those lifeless eyes with their creepy sideways leer, those smugly pursed lips, those rubbery limbs that are just aching to wrap around your neck and tighten until your body goes still. Elf is a demonic nightmare unleashed upon our world and here are five reasons that’s true.

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7 Fictional Characters Who Need To Up Their Game

Santa “claus” his way earlier and earlier in the calendar every year. One can hardly blame him. Capitalism demands constant expansion. Other legendary characters would be smart to emulate his commercial savvy. As an author with connections to the fantasy world I sat a group of them down with my financial advisor for a fiscal physical.

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