WARNING: THESE POSTS POTENTIALLY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR ALL MY BOOKS!

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5 Reasons…I Won’t Instagram My Life

I recently joined Instagram in an attempt to up my social media game. Given that I’m incredibly anti-social and I have little in the way of “game” you can imagine how well it’s been going.
I don’t have any issues of people making a living from their face or body. But while I’ve jumped onto Instagram you won’t find me posting pictures of myself or my life on there as a matter of course and here are five reasons why.

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Mum

My mother was exceedingly modest and very self-deprecating, someone who often described herself as “stern” yet had a wonderful wit and deep compassion.
She was the strongest person I’ve ever known and I miss her terribly.
A tribute to Verna May Sheehan – 19 June 1929-1 November 2020.

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The Secret to My Lack of Success or How I Deal With Feelings of Failure

Writing novels is like running a marathon, and every step provides the temptation to simply stop.
Writing a series of novels, and being a relatively unknown who doesn’t make a living from his writing, turns that temptation into a daily struggle with feelings of failure.
So how do I keep going? Why do I keep going? And why doesn’t being actually called a failure, something that recently happened, hurt me?

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Dear Cancellation Committee or Four Cartoon Characters Who Need To Be Terminated Immediately

Dear Cancellation Committee,
Thank you for your efforts in cancelling that awful Dr Seuss. Yes, I know it was the copyright holders who simply decided to stop publishing only six books nobody had ever heard of before, and that until relatively recently the publishers were completely happy for such racism to see print, but your work is still much appreciated by a woke, politically correct, hater-snowflake like myself.
Further to this, I would like to submit the following cartoon characters for immediately cancellation.

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Vote for the Next Sebastian Grieve Title!

The Sebastian Grieve set of books is my series-within-a-series.
Part One of my upcoming book The Mythic and the Rosetta Engine includes a reference to the next Sebastian Grieve installment but I need your help! I’ve come up with too many great titles and I can’t choose the one I like best.
Please help me out by voting for your favourite!

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DC Sheehanigans or Who is Dom Shaheen?

Why did I publish my first novel as “Dominic Sheehan” and The Mythic Series as “DC Sheehan”?
Who is this “Dom Shaheen” that is mentioned in the copyright notice on my website?
Come learn the stories behind my names. This tale has everything: 19th century racism, full stops, falcons, the overthrow of the monarchy in Egypt, anagrams, and paperwork!

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5 Reasons…Elf on the Shelf is a Tool of Evil

Those lifeless eyes with their creepy sideways leer, those smugly pursed lips, those rubbery limbs that are just aching to wrap around your neck and tighten until your body goes still. Elf is a demonic nightmare unleashed upon our world and here are five reasons that’s true.

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7 Fictional Characters Who Need To Up Their Game

Santa “claus” his way earlier and earlier in the calendar every year. One can hardly blame him. Capitalism demands constant expansion. Other legendary characters would be smart to emulate his commercial savvy. As an author with connections to the fantasy world I sat a group of them down with my financial advisor for a fiscal physical.

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